Why must Zhao Xiaotang hold an umbrella while filming? How unprofessional

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My parents read out my BL smut to all my relatives and teachers, the worst is...

(T/N: pic from my phone; original had none. Pic is included because previous poll results implied a general preference for a pic rather than the lack of it)

It’s a father-son BL.

They shook with anger, and cried while enunciating each word. 

I was scared out of my wits, so I asked “what shall I do if my parents discover my smut?” on tieba, and my parents saw the reply notifications while they had my phone...  

They told my auntie and teachers, and my aunt even called me saying, “Once you’re married, you’ll know that sex isn’t that enjoyable”...

How awkward, I was only 15!!! 

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Will XZ be the first to be exiled from the industry?

Someone who will be exiled for reasons apart from legal ones. 

I came across the actions of a certain teacher who brainwashed elementary school kids, the actions are horrendous and deplorable... 

I saw that he mentioned in a recent interview that he thinks equality exists between fans and idols, and that there isn’t a need for management. Though he isn’t wrong, he isn’t right either. Is he unaware of how crazy his fans can get? There are many underaged fans who need guidance. 

I suppose the conclusion is to not film BL dramas in future. It’s too scary. 

(T/N: I used initials, because OP used them. Also, pic cr as tagged; original had none)

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Luhan mentioned “balance”, and Huang Zitao smiled knowingly... smells like shady fights among little girls

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Why does Wu Xuanyi always take pictures in this manner?

The pics she just posted... I think it’s so low, even an internet star won’t do this, huh?

In the past, too, it looks more awkward when she tried to mosaic it

“The stage is cruel... if you can’t make it, scram.” So how are the mentors gonna scram?

(T/N: Many douban users love making polls. I can’t really make polls on blogger, but perhaps you may want to try commenting your answers too? We can compare the answers of intl netizens with Chinese netizens ^^)

The lyrics of Zhang Yixing’s new song seem to be implying something

Quit arguing, just vote. Youth With You vs Produce Camp 2020: which show has better mentors?

The three most popular and trendy stars:

-Cai Xukun

-Lu Han

-Huang Zitao

Dance:

-Lisa

-Song Qian

Vocal:

-Ella

-Mao Buyi

Rap:

-Jony J

-Da Zhangwei

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After seeing Meng Meiqi imitate Li Jiaqi, I keep wondering where Sis Zan got the courage to shove Meng back then

vid in weibo

Meng is like some hooligan promoting. If you don’t buy, here comes a punch 

Li is like some weak underling shaking out of fear beside his big bro. That Jing Tian DP over there looks like Li too

Why must Yin Zheng dress as flamboyantly as an idol?

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What it feels like to be the secret girlfriend of a top star

After it has ended, he left the hotel immaculately dressed under the protection of bodyguards. He couldn’t accompany me because he had work. 

Many dare not say (that Zhou Zhennan beats Jackson Yee in many areas)

Zhou Zhennan wins Jackson Yee in many areas. 

In terms of age, Zhou is June 2000 and though Yee’s official age is November 2000, his ID is 98 which means there are suspicions surrounding his age while Zhou is a true blue 00 liner

In terms of their abilities, Zhou beats Yee in singing and dancing. He screws up less often than Yee. 

In terms of looks, though Zhou has been dissed for being ugly, his edited pics are as ugly as his real self. If anything, his edited pics may be uglier than his real self. Yee’s edited pics look way better in person which means he’s a scammer 

In terms of education, Yee wins. After all, he’s a year 2 student in Central Academy of Drama. Zhou seems to be only a high school graduate and it’s unknown whether he has any plans for university

In terms of sis-in-law, Yee wins. Zhou has no girlfriend. On second thoughts, Zhou actually wins because at least his fans won’t worry about him dating. Furthermore, Zhou has more mum fans. 

In terms of body, Zhou has the self-awareness and discipline of an idol... he doesn’t get fat. Yee gained so much weight after new year filming. Zhou wins. 

In terms of teammates, Zhou has 10 while Yee has 2 so Zhou Wins. 

In terms of name, Yee has four characters while Zhou has three so Yee wins. 

In terms of height, Zhou admits defeat

In terms of head, Yee has a big head while Zhou has a small head so Yee wins. 

In terms of family background, Zhou’s family is richer so Zhou wins 

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Jesus crazy! Bu Fan said during his live stream that his drama is only halfway done, does this mean he’s gonna tear Qin’s Ent apart?

I’m excited! Fight! Fight! Turn the entire world around!

Why do so many think he’s filming for a drama? I think what he means is the drama hasn’t ended!

Oh god, out of my conscience, I even chose a screenshot with normal expression and normal angle. Bu Fan fans actually said I maliciously screencaptured? Can’t you face how your idol truly looks like? Wake up from the photoshop!! It’s bad to live in your imaginations 😅

What a unique style 

This is the pic Bu Fan’s fans posted, what’s the difference?

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Puked laughing, look at the stunts Korea’s Gong Cha is pulling

They changed the endorser so they just pasted a poster of the new endorser over the standee of the old endorser. Are you so broke you don’t even have money for a new standee⁉️

To think there is harmony in this peculiarity 

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A rich Thai showing off, are you guys afraid yet?

Thais on Twitter are bragging that they have toilet doors HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

The replies at the bottom are saying that this is made in China hahahahahah

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Can Fan Chengcheng, Justin, and Zhu Zhengting’s (fandom) spending power combined together win Wang Yibo’s?

I mean their current spending power

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1. [+866] Aren’t you thinking too highly of Wang Yibo?

2. [+538] What kind of spending power does he have? Does he have 5000000 in album sales?

3. [+374] But we don’t even know Wang Yibo’s standard when he doesn’t accumulate his resources 

4. [+360] Don’t brag about his magazine sales. What kind of standard is he? Substandard. The kind of substandard y’all are still bragging about 

5. [+136] Nope

(T/N: (1) users often use “he” and “<insert idol’s name>” instead of “fan-base”, “fandom”, etc. but I hope it’s understandable it’s his fandom’s spending power not his that are being discussed here (2) users tend to use roundabout nicknames instead but I just translated it into their names; do you rather I use the nicknames and y’all have fun guessing or do you rather I just save you some time and translate into actual names? In this case (as in the title), I translated the names. (3) when original posts have no pics, do you prefer if I add random irrelevant pics or I just leave it pic-less? (4) thank you for reading douban’er ;-D)

Which fandom is the evilest?

(1) Wang Yibo

(2) Xiao Zhan

(3) Fan Chengcheng

(4) Li Xian

(5) Hua Chenyu

(6) Wu Yitian

(7) Lu Han

(8) Cai Xukun

(9) Zhang Yixing

New nominees from the comments:

(10) Jackson Yee

(11) Zhu Yilong 

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The is the first time I’m genuinely pissed off because of Yang Chaoyue

Pic translation:

YCY: I added a cat seller and told him I want to look at short-legged cats. He went on about me not setting my friends’ circle to public. I said that it’s not convenient for me and he said “it’s not convenient for me too~” Then he blocked me before I could explain myself. The world is too heartless and I’m thoroughly inconvenienced. 

User (in response to YCY): You have to set yourself to public whenever you add a cat seller. This is more so you if you simply come up and say you wanna look at cat pics because cat pics get stolen. Many cat traffickers just take cat pics from cat sellers to scam. It’s rather retarded to speak in such a peculiar tone before understanding the situation. 

Youth With You: Is Xie Keyin shading Fu Ruqiao?

The girls are introducing their own clothes. Xie says she wears her dad’s but they’re currently being washed, so she borrowed Fu’s. 

(Trans of the pic: Xie says her dad is kinda fat and big so his clothes are worn as PJs to her. Who‘d have known that Fu’s clothes today have the same effect as her dad’s.)

Vid link: iqiyi

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Hupu male netizens actually love Cheng Xiao more than Yang Chaoyue? I thought Yang was said to be the goddess of straight males

Among Yang Chaoyue, Cheng Xiao, and Li Qin, who would you choose as your girlfriend?

"I personally choose Cheng Xiao, her figure is an advantage"

(1) Yang Chaoyue

(2) Cheng Xiao (voted)

(3) Li Qin

(4) Watching the show

Among Yang Chaoyue, Cheng Xiao, and Li Qin, who would you save if she was drowning?

"Assuming they all can't swim and you can only choose one"

(1) Yang Chaoyue

(2) Cheng Xiao (voted)

(3) Li Qin

(4) Watching the show

Cheng Xiao won both polls and Yang Chaoyue even lost to Li Qin? Totally unexpected. 

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Thank you, Xiao Zhan, for using your life to prove how fashionable Kris Wu is

I didn’t like Bing Bing (T/N: WYF’s new nickname after weight gain) and couldn’t understand why he had so many fashion resources... until I saw these pics 

Next, this isn’t out of malice but rather out of humor

May I know if he’s doing a taobao buyer’s review?

Here’s our pure and kind Yibo who was scammed by Auntie Zan’s marketing. Even Auntie Zan was asking him shut up. I’m tearing up from laughter hahahahahaha  

(T/N: WYB praising XZ's fashion sense and XZ jokingly asking him to shut up)

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Stop bragging about Xiao Zhan’s looks when Hu Yitian blows him out of the water

Hu Yitian has been dissed for being as ugly as a monkey yet he wins Potato Xiao be it in terms of looks or height. Hu Yitian is a handsome lad while Xiao Zhan is just some gay-looking boy. 

I’ve added a video and it’s more obvious in the video. (T/N: vid in link) 

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Born 1998.7.14, UNINE’s Jia Yi who nearly became a father of two at the age of 20

He cohabited with a girlfriend in 2015, meaning, he was 17. (He was still a trainee back then)

He made others get an abortion when he was just 20. (As an idol, he demonstrated a total lack of morals.)

There’s no need to diss anyone else. After all, you can’t find anyone more amazing than him in the industry. 

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[NSFW!] Some guys are seriously not picky at all...

(T/N: Really long convo. I’ll give a summary to save your time.) 

Summary: 

Basically the girlfriend and her boyfriend has sex thrice in two days, on average. There was once she was on her period and felt pretty pissed off, so she rejected her boyfriend’s advances and jokingly told him to use the pork in their fridge. “It shouldn’t feel worse than me.” She returned home from work only to find that the pork had been penetrated... He denied but she knew from habit that he never washed after sex so she asked him to soak his penis in a tub of water to see if lard will rise to the surface. He adamantly refused be tested and eventually admitted that he did do it. The girlfriend was mortified. 

Her boyfriend even said that the pork will taste better now that his dick has provided friction and loosened the meat. She’s disappointed and thinks he’s a dog if he will even do a pork just to get sexual release. On top of that, he doesn’t even wash up. She thinks she’ll never have sex with him ever again and that she’ll stay far away from him. 

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Lisa fans are beginning to diss trainees

They’re saying that the trainees may dance hard but Lisa knows how to dance

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[Drama] Ashes of Love (2018)

~No.5 highest rated 2018 mainland drama

~7.7/10 rating

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Would you rather befriend Yu Shuxin or Qinniu Zhengwei?

(T/N: pics from the internet as credited; original source had none)

One is pretentious but interesting. 

One is gentle and obedient but boring. 

I choose Qinniu Zhengwei because I like gentleness and I’m afraid my temper is horrendous 💔

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