[NSFW!] Some guys are seriously not picky at all...

(T/N: Really long convo. I’ll give a summary to save your time.) 

Summary: 

Basically the girlfriend and her boyfriend has sex thrice in two days, on average. There was once she was on her period and felt pretty pissed off, so she rejected her boyfriend’s advances and jokingly told him to use the pork in their fridge. “It shouldn’t feel worse than me.” She returned home from work only to find that the pork had been penetrated... He denied but she knew from habit that he never washed after sex so she asked him to soak his penis in a tub of water to see if lard will rise to the surface. He adamantly refused be tested and eventually admitted that he did do it. The girlfriend was mortified. 

Her boyfriend even said that the pork will taste better now that his dick has provided friction and loosened the meat. She’s disappointed and thinks he’s a dog if he will even do a pork just to get sexual release. On top of that, he doesn’t even wash up. She thinks she’ll never have sex with him ever again and that she’ll stay far away from him. 

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1. [+3698] ...new day, new fear of men

2. [+2711] The pork looks revolting

3. [+2504] You’ll never know what the dick of your future husband/boyfriend has penetrated before...😇😅

4. [+2269] Fuck!!!! A large enough pencil sharpener is also a hole, you may as well put your dick in it

5. [+778] The users in this sub are sometimes innocent to a scary level 


(T/N: My question is: will you be able to accept your boyfriend if he did this? (You can also vote on Twitter @cpopconfessions) Curious about your response! ;D)